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Norton testamonial confirmed
 
Newpark FC will host a testamonial match for club legend John Norton in August to mark his 10th season at the club. Newpark will play old rivals Avery Hill College in a benefit game to celebrate Nortons playing career with Newpark. Norton 27, signed a 1-year rolling contract in April in line with Newparks policy of players over the age of 25 not being signed for more than 2-years.  Norton who won the golden boot in the 2004-05 season will pick the team himself on the night. It was believed the hitman would be retiring but confirmed earlier in the month he would be staying for another two seasons. He made this statement to Footscrayrugbyclub.com. "Ozzy wouldnt go on stage without a bowl of brown M&Ms. The shopkeeper was beaten to death with his own shoes".
 
 
Nortons Career Stats (1999-08)
 
Apps: 151
Goals: 41
Golden Gucci: 2004-05 11 League Goals
Achievements: 2000/01 Div 4 Runners up, 2005/06 Beckenham Cup, 2006/07 Div 3 RU, 2007/08 Div 2 RU.
 
10 Things you did'nt know about Norts
 
1. He has one green eye and one blue eye
2. He likes dogging dressed as a cowboy in b&Q car parks
3. He is a avid Crystal Palace fan
4. He has 12 toes
5. He's nickname is EL Pondskater
6. He once foiled a bomb scare on a packed commuter train enroute to Margate
7. He speaks 3 languages
8. He is banned from entering Mexico indefinately
9. He sleeps with his eyes open
10. He once inserted his head into a womans vagina
 
 
 
 
Awards Evening date moved
 
The Newpark FC annual awards evening has been moved from Saturday 12th July to the following saturday the 19th. The venue is still Footscray Rugby club and the start time is 7-30pm. Admission is £5.
 
 
Newpark entered into 2 cup 2008/09
 
Newpark FC will take part in two cup competitions for the forthcoming season. They will take part in the Beckenham Cup which they won in 2006 and the prestigious Queen Mary cup which comprises of teams of Premier League and Division 1 status only.
 
The first round of the Queen Mary up starts in October, the Beckenham cup convenes in early January of next year.
 
 
 
Pre-Season 2008
 
Pre-Season training resumes on Monday 14th July @ Footscray Rugby and Sports club. Training will begin at 7-45pm. There will be two weekly sessions then on the other session being on a Thursday night, same time same place.
 
 
Pre-Season Friendlies 2008
 
Newpark FC have confirmed that they will play two teams from the premiership on the eve of the 2008-09 season. Newly promoted duo Parkhurst Rangers and Bexlians provide the opposition and will prove a sterling test for Park' as they prepare for the season after achieving promotion to division I last term.
 
Newparks preseason will begin this month and the gruelling preparations will culminate with a total of six friendlys including a testamonial for John Norton against Avery Hill College. After Nortons benefit match a Mark Logan XI will take the field against Tudor Sports from the Kent County.
 
Saturday 6th September 2008 (h) v Parkhurst Rangers (prem) 12pm
 
Footscray Rugby Club, Footscray Road, New Eltham, London
11am Meet
 
Thursday 28th August 2008 (h) v Bexlians (prem) 6-30pm
 
Footscray Rugby club, Footscray Road, New Eltham, London
6pm Meet
 
v Lewisham Ath Provisional midweek game
v Avery Hill TBC
v Beaverwood TBC
v Tudor (Kent County)
v Farnboro TBC
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Newpark FC are currently playing in the South London Alliance League and reside in division two.
 
 
THAT OLD CHESTNUT!
 
Classic quotes from Newpark FC luminaries alike
 
 

"If you score more goals than them you will win"
 
(Dave Dineen, Parkmere Manager 1997)
 
"Oooooooooooooooooooo its every bloody week Chris"
 
(Martin Roffe, Newpark Chairman 2001)
 
"Theres no way.......Glenn...Glenn he's MY son"
 
(Sean Hannan, Physio 1997)
 
"Murphy......am I ugly?
 
(Rowley, Cheers Bar 2002)
 
"Football.......football Thomas is like a game of squash"
 
(Mick Bartlett, 2002)
 
"Lads....remember its 3 touch but all in"
 
(Ben Murphy, Manager 2003)
 
"If I hear another word about my sister.....WHY don't you....."
 
(John Norton, Manager 2004-05)
 
"aaaaaah man, Roffe's car is tool, yeah get me"
 
(Joe Edler, 2005)
 
"You.....you are a strong man.....a STRONG MAN"
 
(Mr Owyibeni to Tom Bartlett, 2006)
 
"They're scared of me....give me the ball"
 
(An over confident Allen O'Shaughnessy, 2006)
 
"txt me back if u fancy a crispy duck"
 
(An excited chairman Chris Peters text message to an 'unknown', April 2007)
 
"I just dont wanna go yeah....get me"
 
(Joe "Jens" Edler, 2007)
 
"I'm a Lover, not a fighter"
 
(A redeemed Chris Roffe, 2008)
 
Police Officer: "And you sir, do you have a statement?
 
Joe Edler: "Here's my statement, they are dead yeah".
 
(A riled Joe "Jens" Edler after the bottle incident, Good Friday 2008)
 
 
 

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